Sunday, February 8, 2009

5star weekend


so uhm... no homo, but i spent pretty much all weekend looking at pictures of Selena Gomez. lawlz. anywhoo, saturday morning, woke up at 8 -_- why is my internal clock waking me up so early? and then after that my mom, dad, and brother decided to abandon me, so i was home alone while thunder SHOOK MY FREAKING HOUSE. yes, shook it. cause that's what it did. i was freaking out and so i was texting kylie and she was all "oh i would invite you over but i'm packing for San Diego" GAH! and i was like THANKS A HEAP KY-OTE UGLY! justkidding, i love you. so, then i was left to be nervous and alone until my brother got back from whereeeever the dickens he was at. then i got to see the little fattykins! my baby cousin Noah :) he is so dang cootes. yes, cootes! what a lil fat baybeh. i took a million billion videos oh him. and then monique asks if i want to go to her house before frances' birthday party. so i porce my pather. and i was all neoned out. i had the stretched out hot pink LA muscle tee with the baby blue bra underneath. and the short shorts with the black tights  and a green cardigan with brown vans. a hot mess. so her party was probably one of the funnest, yes funnest, parties i have EVER been too. crazy stuff went down. i got wiched by miles and tyler. yuck yum yuck. if you ride mah flow. ew. ride my flow. grooooosss. so that was probably the highlight of the past 12 months of my life. and then i had church today, i went with josh, my favorite cousin :) and we got POURED ON. rain rain stay a while at least within one square mile. (i just made that up) and too bad my house is 1.6 miles away from school. and then, we came back home and mama made soup and sausage and meat and my brother made me choke while laughing.

mom: hey chris want some more food?
brother: no homo... i'm full of meat and sausage.
erin: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHRWAHAHAHMAHAHACHAHAHA!

oh my how i love that crazy foolio like no other. then homework and spiderman and myspace and a million things with josh. then they left :[ now i am watching the grammies. oh and mom got an e-mail from Mr. Dresser -_- my last tests have been "advanced failing material" aka C's and D's PSH! SHUT YOUR FREAKING GOB. biotch -_- and Rob's Fantasy Factory is my new second favorite show!! and then i was looking at some new chews on converse. and then some asos. and now i am blogging the night away. dooooode jonas brothers have like botox or something, cas those hunnies do not show ANY enthusiasm towards being at the grammys. honestly i'd be sharting my friggen pants, but i guess they're trying to play it cool and all. chris brown... what a disappointment. hmph. mo' money mo' probems. =/

whateva. shake the dice and steal the rice i guess.